THE GOLFER'S PRAYER Now I Lay Me Down To Sleep I Pray The Lord My Life To Keep Though I Know You'll Eventually Take My Soul Please Let Me Prepare At The 19th Hole! If you can't break 85 you have no business on the golf course. If you can break 85 you probably have no business. "The Old Farmer's Almanac" For most Amateurs, the best wood in the bag is the pencil. "Chi Chi Rodriguez" GOLFERS HOROSCOPES FUNNIEST GOLF QUOTES LIBRA (SEP 23-OCT 23) THE WATER HAZARD Under the sign of the Water Hazard you are forever losing your ball in the drink. You have such an amazing ability at finding the water that your golfing companions refer to your woods as "diving sticks." YOGI BERRA "Ninety percent of the putts that fall short don't go in." Footnotes Santa's Favorite Golf Jokes copyrighted 1998 Red-Letter Press, Inc. Jack Kreismer Jr. Publisher